I know
He doesnt shoot the birds, goes after the rats.
The VIP thing, there are extra forums (well one at the moment) for funny stuff, youtube vids etc, once members reach a certain stage they can apply to be VIP members (free as with everything here) the reason its by application only is because it may contain some really iffy jokes, no swearing filter etc ya get the idea

members will have to check an online agreement before using that area but ive omitted that for the moment while we test it out